In other words, enforce only the rules you like and play the victim by changing the others at will (preferably when nobody’s watching) when certain people are caught doing things they know they shouldn’t. Rather than being honest and admitting mistakes, follow up by justifying your own failings and shortcomings with those you can find in others, whether real or imaginary. Implement a nudge squad and political correctness team to foster both tolerance (namely of chaos) and diversity. Have them “monitor like crazy” that you either don’t offend the wrong people, namely other morally relativistic liberals or unnecessarily alienate the right ones, lambent free-thinking independents. Be certain at all times and ESPECIALLY for good measure, to hold them accountable by having a “conversation”. Finally, move forward. Accuse and demonize them for being apathetic or refractory because it’s all their fault anyway!